16 Tinder Puns that Lead to Dates

You probably have at least a little Tinder experience under your belt.

And felt like you need a better way to keep women glued to their screens.

You’re in the right place.

Because you’re about to get 16 Tinder Puns That Lead To Dates

And tips on:

• How to get her to text you first
• The Tinder pun that always gets a reply
• What all women want, but what almost no man gives
• The highest response rate (copy-pastable) opener on earth
• An easy trick to raise attraction with your pun

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Before we get going, here’s what to expect: a boatload of Tinder puns with a few Tinder nuggets sprinkled to get more matches and dates.

Let’s kick it off with…

#1: Movie night

The next Tinder pun requires a set up.

So when she serves you the conversational ball…

…You can spike it down and score some funny points.

Let me show you.

Got ‘em.

You may be thinking:

To which I say…

Not necessarily, bro.

Girls on Tinder rarely start conversations, unless you make it easy for them.

How could you make it easier for girls to reach out to you?

By having a clever bio, such as:

Try it out.

I’m sure you’ll get several girls to take the bait.

>> 3 Tinder Tips for Better Conversations & More Dates [11 Examples].

#2: Nerd puns

What makes a Tinder pun good isn’t so much originality, but…

Relevance.

Suppose you write a pun about cars that the world has never seen before.

You’re so happy with yourself that you instantly fire up Tinder to try it out on your new match.

You know why this imaginary woman replied so horribly?

Because she doesn’t care about cars.

That’s a guy thing.

So if you want your Tinder pun to lead to the date, you need to make it relevant.

Like this work of art:

How’d our Tinder bro know that bit of code would lead to the number?

(Well, besides that the code instructs her to do exactly so.)

Because her bio mentioned that she’s a programmer who uses C++.

So if you want your Tinder pun to work, make it relevant.

>> 5 Copy-Paste Ways to Start a Convo on Tinder + Examples.

#3: When creativity backfires

The next guy thought he had the perfect strategy to seduce his Tinder match.

Turns out he overlooked one major flaw…

Girls can make bomb ass Tinder puns too.

Holy fuark.

That lady roasted him alive.

Mark me down as scared and horny.

>> 7 Straightforward-Steps to Get a Date on Tinder (+ Breakdown).

#4: When she ruins your Tinder pun

No matter how good your setup, it’s useless if she doesn’t comply.

Which is why you always want a backup plan.

And this guy’s backup plan was BRILLIANT.

Let’s check it out.

Our Tinder bro’s plan B was screaming, “YOU RUINED MY LIFE.”

And it worked beautifully.

You know why?

(Besides that she was clearly attracted to him.)

Because he did something that almost no man ever does to a woman. But what every woman wants men to do.

What’s that?

Tease!

90% of guys try to smile their way into a girl’s panties.

Which is why women are sick of it.

And why playfully teasing her works so well.

Try it out some time.

>>How to Tease Women – 7 Ways She Actually Likes + 11 Examples.

#5: When she ruins your Tinder pun pt. 2

Ruining jokes is NEVER acceptable.

Unless she sabotages you beautifully.

Which is what happened to the next jokester.

Sure, she ruined the joke.

But she figured out the punchline without having ever heard it.

That level of humor and critical thinking skill gives me a 1 inch rager.

>> 9 Tips I Used for Dating Single Mature Women in My 20s.

#6: When your Tinder pun fails successfully

If you make enough jokes, you’ll have a few that backfire.

But that doesn’t mean you won’t get the girl.

Sound too good to be true?

Check the records.

She’s right.

The line is pretty darn bad.

But that doesn’t have to be a dealbreaker if she happens to think you’re cute.

So have some faith in your photos.

Or follow my 7 Tinder profile tips so you triple your matches.

#7: When bad Tinder puns wins

Hollywood and the internet have fooled you.

Maybe even this very article.

How often have you seen pick up lines that you found so sketchy and rude that they shouldn’t work…

…but then got a great reaction from a girl?

If you’ve ever watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air, A LOT.

So what’s going on? Are your instincts just bad?

Or do puns like that actually work on Tinder?

Not necessarily.

Check out the next Tinder pun:

Now, be honest. Do you feel like that Tinder pun should have worked or not?

(Also, what a fun-fuggin-tastic response by the girl.)

If your gut tells you that pun should NOT have worked, you’re absolutely…

RIGHT!

It’s way too shallow, which turns off most women.

Why?

Because it shows that you see her as a sexual object rather than a person with interests, ambitions and a personality.

And let’s be honest, there is no shortage of (attractive) men who want to hide their sausage in her hotdog bun.

So by being sexual right from the start, you’re not offering her anything that she doesn’t already have.

So why did the lady of the screenshot give such a good response?

Luck.

Because unlike the other dozen times he used this line, he found a girl who happened to REALLY like him.

Although most women want to be slowly wooed and are worried about whether they can trust the guy on the other side of the Tinder chat, some women are extremely adventurous.

And will jump on the chance to meet a guy who looks exactly like her type.

But that’s a minority.

Even worse, you can’t tell from her photos whether she is adventurous.

So an overly blunt opener is always a gamble.

Long story short, the dude from the screenshot likely tried that line on dozens of girls and only posted his 1 success.

A waste of good matches if you ask me.

#8: When she takes you for granite

Here comes an important Tinder lesson everyone needs to know.

Something you can do everything right and still lose the girl.

I wish it were different, but it’s the truth.

Women are just unpredictable creatures.

I mean, the next dude rocked his opener.

He carefully studied his match’s photos and almost blew a fuse coming up with a witty and personal line.

And for nothing.

Until now.

Because now his sharp wit is memorialized in the TextGod’s hall his fame.

Check it out.

Sure, it doesn’t put you in stitches.

But it’s clever all the same.

Good attempt, bro.

You were boulder than her.

And deserved a chance to rock her world.

Let me just state u deserve more.

>> Dating Workshop to Revolutionize Your Love Life with Women.

#9-11: When girls write good puns

Just because guys are expected to be witty doesn’t mean girls can’t show off their big brains.

Our next lady friend uses a Tinder pun that I’m a big fan of.

Although there’s both a wrong and a right way to use it.

I’m of course talking about…

Name puns.

Which obviously means jokes using someone’s name.

Why am I a big fan?

Because it’s a great example of a personalized opener.

And as you should know, personalized openers are the best openers.

Why?

Here’s a quick breakdown:

• The more personal, the more relevant.
• The more relevant, the more emotions you trigger.
• The more emotions you trigger, the more she’s moved to reply.

And as Dale Carnegie has proved many times over:

Tl;dr: name puns R gud.

Unless your puns are predictable!

Imagine your Tinder match is called Alexa.

What do you think is the most predictable name pun?

She probably gets that text hundreds of times a day.

Which by now probably leads her straight to the unmatch button.

Do you know what would make Alexa’s day?

If you sent her a name pun that she NEVER heard before.

I’ll leave it up to you to figure out what that’d pun would be.

But will instead prove the power of a good name pun with the next screen:

She hates how good that name pun is, because she’s never heard of it before.

Well, bro, you’ve heard it from the horses’ ladies’ mouth.

Original name puns are <3.

So here comes another for good measure.

I see what you did there, you punny motherfucker.

>> 5 Solid Ways to Make a Good First Impression (That Girls Love).

#12: When your pun is just right

The undisputed first rule of Tinder is and always will be…

Know your audience.

As shitty as it may sound, having the best Tinder pun on earth is no guarantee you’ll get a good reply.

Can you guess why?

Because there’s no such thing as a ‘best’ Tinder pun.

What’s ‘best’ depends on the audience.

• Does she like dad jokes?
• Does she like dark humor?
• Does she like witty humor?
• Does she like weird humor?

Her favorite style of comedy is what dictates if she likes your pun.

And the next guy knew exactly what his audience liked.

Check it out.

“Finally, a man who knows how to talk to women 😍.”

Does it get any better than that?

Anyway, most women would be repulsed by our Tinder bro’s request.

But he seemed to know exactly what she wanted to hear.

While I’d recommend you stay away from sexual topics at the start of a Tinder convo, I do recommend you always try to understand your audience.

The better you understand your Tinder match, the better you’ll know what you should and shouldn’t say.

Which you can see in the example from the next tip.

>> My Latest Tinder Stories + 13 Groundbreaking Tips.

#13: When your Tinder pun is next level

The next Tinder dude did exactly what I want all my clients to do.

Before he did anything else, he first…

Tried to understand his Tinder match.

Which he did by studying her photos and bio.

So only until he did his research did he send the first text.

And boy, what a good first text it was.

Here comes the next level Tinder pun:

*slow clap*

His Tinder pun went over her head because the joke was in another dimension.

If I were a girl with a bio that said:

And got a dude that sent me that pun…

I’d develop a teensy crush.

Unknown hero from Tinder, it’s all right that she didn’t get it.

You deserve better anyway.

>> Asking a Girl Out Over Text – 9 Ways She Can’t Reject (+ Examples).

#14: When girls are happy to see your Tinder puns

Sometimes a girl loves your Tinder pun so much, you can’t help but wonder:

Never had that happen to you?

Then you’ve clearly never matched the next girl:

That girl has a monumental sense of humor.

Too bad the dude has a less than rock solid Tinder pun.

What’s wrong with the pun?

• It’s apologetic in a way that almost seems sincere
• The punchline is an emoji
• She’s probably heard the same joke a hundred times before

How would you make it better while staying relatively close to the original?

• By exaggerating your apology
• By writing an actual punchline
• By telling a pun she’s never heard before

Perhaps something like this:

#15: Tinder puns that win dates

Hats off to the creator of the next joke.

He does something that not enough men do.

And that makes most women weak in the knees.

What’s that secret seduction magic?

Teasing.

Most guys have a very warped image of women.

Where they think women are fragile and rainbow-farting angels that must only be treated with the utmost respect and care.

Which is nuts.

Women are just as imperfect and dirty as us men.

Because many men see women through this angelic lens, they always shower girls on Tinder in positivity and affection.

Which creates the perfect opportunity for you to tease and stand out.

And perhaps win a date.

Just like our next Tinder bro.

But before I show you the Tinder pun that won him some major sexy points, some much needed context.

The upcoming pun is pretty risky and ONLY worked because she invited every dude to send her their best boob joke.

Suffice to say, our buddy won.

Hmmm….

I love a good tease.

As she clearly did too.

>> 7 Tips to Make Women So Horny They Booty Call YOU.

#16: The best Tinder pun of them all

As I learned in high school, nice guys finish last I saved the best for last.

The next dude gets the highest marks.

Not only does he have a seriously dry Tinder pun.

He sets it up like a fuggin champ.

Let me show you first, and we’ll break it down after.

Well done, m’sir.

So the first thing our Tinder pun champion does right, is the set up.

Instead of instantly going for the pun, he sets it up with some juicy clickbait.

Her:

She’s also a bit skeptical, so she says:

But our friend doesn’t flinch. Better still, he doubles down.

And what does that tell her?

That he’s also confident in himself. And it needs no explanation that women love confidence.

With all that done, he goes for the pun.

But even that he does expertly.

Because instead of outright telling her the pun, he turns it into a two-parter by asking for her input.

To which she gives the logical explanation.

At which point he finally blows her away with the slickest punchline:

Isn’t that just the punniest?

That’s almost the end of today’s Tinder Puns article.

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Enjoy, bro.

Blessings,
Dan de Ram

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